The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol
why are people mean to Steve Buscemi? People literally go to live events and tell him he’s ugly and freaky to his face. Why would you ever do that? Steve Buscemi has never done anything to you. Steve Buscemi is really nice. He does volunteer work. He used be a firefighter. He was the best man at Stanley Tucci’s wedding. There is literally no reason to be mean to Steve Buscemi.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
This. This is why Harry Potter will always be one of the best things to happen. I am in tears.
Say those three words and I’m yours
I hate capitalism
Fuck the police
Abolish wage slavery
Smash the patriarchy
Communism will win
I am vegan
I am Groot.
Those three words
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